Screw Canon

...and I'm back with the concluding part!  :-D

Apologies, this was supposed to go up yesterday, but Avatar was on telly last night, and I'm such a sucker for that film. :-) 

But rejoice; here it is.  Enjoy the crack (not literally!), and if you like it, feel free to leave feedback. :-P  Vive la Chlark! ;-) 

Rated NC-17, so no minors please. 

Amazing banner made my the wonderfully talented ctbn60. I hope you all like it as much as I do.  Thank you so much Carol - it's perfect!!! :-D 

***WARNING: Banner under the cut because it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, I repeat, NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!  And not safe to open in front of children, either.  Seriously.  There are substantial man-bits on show in all their manly glory!!!  You have been warned!!!***

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Title:              Something in the Air
Author:          BabyDee1
Pairing:          Chlark
Rating:           NC17
Warnings:     Crack!fic. My first. Be gentle. Also gratiutous PWP sex.  ;)
Timeline:      Season 5-ish
Disclaimer:   All characters belong to the CW & DC comics. 
Summary:     The Laws of Physics (and Common Sense) finally come into play regarding Clark’s superspeed. 
Feedback:      …always welcome. :)

For firebunny, the Crack!fic Queen of Chlarkdom.  Hope you had a happy birthday, babes!  :D

Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here. 

( Something in the Air, Part 3... )

Yoo-hoo!  *waves*

Back with some more smutty Chlark that just seems to be flying out of me these days.  I think it's because I'm working on The Fallen Sky (one of my WIPs which is really depressing), and I need some levity to balance out my mood.  Back in the day my relief!fic was The Perfect Gift, so it shows how long I've been working on The Fallen Sky.  Eek. :-\ 

Anyhew, this is my very first attempt at Crack!fic, which I hope you'll all like.  It was supposed to be a two-parter, but the way things are going, it'll more likely be three. Yes, I still suck at deadlines & fic lengths.  No laughing, mari2anne! :-) 

Most of the story's already done, so it should all be posted this week. 

I love comments, so feel free to let me know what you think! 

Enjoy.  I have the most amazing banner made my the wonderfully talented ctbn60.  I hope you all like it as much as I do.  Thank you so much Carol - it's perfect!!! :-D 

***WARNING: Banner under the cut because it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, I repeat, NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!  And not safe to open in front of children, either.  Seriously.  There are substantial man-bits on show in all their manly glory!!!  You have been warned!!!***

Title:              Something in the Air
Author:          BabyDee1
Pairing:          Chlark
Rating:           NC17
Warnings:     Crack!fic. My first. Be gentle. ;-)
Timeline:      Season 5-ish
Disclaimer:   All characters belong to the CW & DC comics. 
Summary:     The Laws of Physics (and Common Sense) finally come into play regarding Clark's superspeed.
Feedback:      …always welcome. :-)

For firebunny, the Crack!fic Queen of Chlarkdom.  Hope you had a happy birthday, babes! *hugs* 

( Something in the Air, Part 1... )