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babydee1Apologies, this was supposed to go up yesterday, but Avatar was on telly last night, and I'm such a sucker for that film. :-)
But rejoice; here it is. Enjoy the crack (not literally!), and if you like it, feel free to leave feedback. :-P Vive la Chlark! ;-)
Rated NC-17, so no minors please.
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ctbn60. I hope you all like it as much as I do. Thank you so much Carol - it's perfect!!! :-D
***WARNING: Banner under the cut because it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, I repeat, NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!! And not safe to open in front of children, either. Seriously. There are substantial man-bits on show in all their manly glory!!! You have been warned!!!***
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Title: Something in the Air
Author: BabyDee1
Pairing: Chlark
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Crack!fic. My first. Be gentle. Also gratiutous PWP sex. ;)
Timeline: Season 5-ish
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: The Laws of Physics (and Common Sense) finally come into play regarding Clark’s superspeed.
Feedback: …always welcome. :)
For firebunny, the Crack!fic Queen of Chlarkdom. Hope you had a happy birthday, babes! :D
Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here.
Something in the Air, Part 3
Chloe stroked her jaw and nodded thoughtfully as she considered Clark’s words. “Ah, yes…I see your dilemma,” she mused.
“The Laws of Equity dictate that I soothe your aches as well,” he went on, dopping to his knees and squeezing her thighs with his hands. “Are you aching, Chloe?”
“Oh yes, Clark,” she replied weakly. “I’m aching; I’m aching something fierce.”
“Well, I can’t allow that,” he declared, pushing her until her back hit the wall and spreading her thighs apart. “Is this where it aches, hmm?”
He slid a finger through the slick moisture between her legs, and her head lolled backwards as his questing finger found her swollen nub and rubbed it back and forth.
“Oh, yes!” she cried. “Yes, Clark, that’s exactly where it aches!”
“Does this feel good?” he asked, his voice husky as he teased her sensitive flesh. “Am I easing the ache?”
She shuddered. “Oh yeah, baby, that’s the spot…ooh!!!”
“So I’m doing it right?” He slid one finger inside her heated core and arousal thrummed through him as her body clenched around the single digit. “Is this helping?”
“It helps, but not enough,” she sobbed. “I need more, Clark…a lot more…”
“Oh, I got more,” he grated, spreading her legs wider and burying his face between them. “All the more you need, and then some. I got it all right here.”
He stroked her moist crease with his tongue before teasing her clit with pressing licks, and her voice rose in a sharp wail.
“Oh, yes!” she cried. “Oh yes, that it, that’s it, that’s IT!”
Clark clutched a handful of ass and kneaded the soft flesh as he applied himself to the task of soothing her ache with his mouth and tongue. With his other hand he pushed two thick fingers inside, filling her, and thrust hard and deep until her voice rose in an urgent cry.
“Yes, yes, YES!” she screamed as he worked his magic on her. “Soothe me, Clark! Soothe me!! Sooooooooooothe meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!”
She came apart in his arms, shuddering helplessly as a strong orgasm tore through her body and made her tremble like one possessed.
Finally the shuddering ceased, and she collapsed limply against the wall.
“You did it,” she whispered weakly a few moments later. “I’m soothed. My ache is gone. You did it, Clark – we did it!”
“Yeah…about that,” he said with a wry face as he got to his feet. “We’ve got a new problem.”
“What is it now?” she asked with an exasperated sigh.
“Well…in soothing your ache, I’m afraid mine has returned, and it’s even more painful than before,” he said soberly, pointing down at his massive erection. “Look.”
“Oh, dear,” she said worriedly, staring avidly at his throbbing flushed length as it lengthened even further under her gaze. “Soothing aches is such hard work.”
“Long, hard work,” he agreed.
“Anything I can do to help?” she offered cheerfully.
“Well, since you asked…” Clark lifted her and wrapped her legs around his waist, and his hard cock brushed against her moist entrance.
“The Laws of Mutual Sexual Gratification dictate that if we engage the affected areas in direct continuous contact, it should solve the problem,” he explained urgently. “It’s instant two-way therapy, basically.” He nudged her with his broad tip, teasing her clit as his hands tightened on her thighs. “Care to give it a try?”
“Fuck, yeah,” she growled. Her hands clutched his shoulders and she arched forward, shifting slightly so that she was positioned right over him, and slid down onto his length.
Clark groaned and thrust upward, seating himself deep inside her. “For the good of the world!” he ground out hoarsely.
“For mankind and humanity!” she cried as he started moving.
“Some sacrifices are…worth making…” he panted as he pumped into her.
“We…can’t have the…fate of the…world on our…conscience,” she breathed, grabbing handfuls of his hair and pulling it tight as she guided him to her breast. “Take me, you well-hung Kryptonian! Fill me with the milk of your selfless kindness!”
“Oh, you Whore!” he yelled, fastening his mouth to her breast and sucking hard on the lush tip.
“Oh, you Naked, Naked Man!” she cried, bouncing and writhing on him like a bucking bronco. “Am I taking away your pain, Clark? Am I taking it away?”
“Oh yes, you are, you are!” he groaned around her nipple as he grasped her hips and pumped away frantically. It’s working!”
Desire built and swelled as he thrust harder and deeper into her tight sheath, until the pleasure hit its peak and exploded within him.
“Yes, Chloe!” he shouted as he spent himself inside her. “Yes, yes, YES!!!”
“I love therapyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!” she screamed wildly. Her back arched like a bow as her orgasm rippled through her and her inner muscles clenched around his cock in pulsing waves.
After that orgasm, Clark decided that he loved therapy, too.
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“So it definitely worked this time?” she asked as he carried her through to the bedroom and proceeded to lay her down carefully on the bed.
“For the moment, at least,” he replied as he got in beside her. “But I have a strong feeling this isn’t the end of it.”
“Oh, no. You think we could start aching again?” she asked with wide eyes.
He nodded. “There’s definitely something in the air, and I’m afraid this has all the makings of an epidemic,” he said seriously.
“An ache epidemic?”
“An ache-idemic,” he confirmed as he covered them both with the comforter and settled down with her in his arms. “I fear this may be the end of us, Chloe. But if we stay close together and keep a close eye on each other, we can ease the ache whenever it rears its head.”
“Don’t worry, Clark,” she said reassuringly. “I’m more than happy to take care of your aching, rearing head.”
“And by doing so, you’d be saving the world, you know,” he added.
She frowned. “I thought taking a shower together was saving the world.”
“Yes, but that led to my ache in the first place, which led to your ache, and then our mutual ache, and so on and so on,” he explained. “It’s all very delicately connected.”
She nodded, understanding. “Ah, now I get it.”
“I’m sorry to place such a heavy burden on your dainty shoulders, Chloe, but we really do have no other choice,” he said, shaking his head sadly.
“In that case, I am more than happy to sacrifice myself to daily soothing sessions with you to ensure that the world remains a safe and happy place,” she replied, raising her fingers as if she was swearing an oath.
He smiled. “I always knew there was something special about you, Chloe,” he said warmly, stroking her cheek.
She rested her head on his chest and they lay together silently for several moments, their fingers linked.
“Chloe?” he said after a while.
“Yes, Clark?”
He swallowed. “Whatever it is that’s in the air today…”
“…yeah?” she pressed.
He smoothed her hair and kissed the top of her head. “I like it.”
She grinned against his chest. “I kinda like it, too.”
More comfortable silence. Then:
“Oh, damn it!” she yelled. Clark sat up, startled.
“What is it? What’s wrong?” he asked in concern.
She scowled and folded her arms, seething with fury. “Where the hell is my cellphone?”
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The End. ;-)
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Date: 2012-03-26 09:10 pm (UTC)AWESOME story from START to finish!!!
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Date: 2012-03-27 12:56 am (UTC)Glad you liked my silly little story. :-)
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Date: 2012-03-27 12:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-27 12:57 am (UTC)Glad you like, hun!
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Date: 2012-03-27 01:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-27 01:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-27 01:26 am (UTC)“The Laws of Mutual Sexual Gratification"
Bwahahahahahahhahha!!! Love it!!! I vote more Crack!fics in the future...
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Date: 2012-03-27 08:38 pm (UTC)Bwahahahahahahhahha!!! Love it!!!"
I would love to see the syllabus for their Civics Class! :-D
"I vote more Crack!fics in the future..."
...and I will do my very best to provide you with them! *cuddles*
Thanks for all your lovely comments, Niki! :-)
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Date: 2012-03-27 08:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-27 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-27 05:28 pm (UTC)“Long, hard work,” he agreed.
“Anything I can do to help?” she offered cheerfully.
“Well, since you asked…”
Yeah, it's a rough job, but someone's got to do it. And do it again. And again. And again. And....
"Clark groaned and thrust upward, seating himself deep inside her. “For the good of the world!” he ground out hoarsely.
“For mankind and humanity!” she cried as he started moving.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! What an image that made- PRICELESS!!
“In that case, I am more than happy to sacrifice myself to daily soothing sessions with you to ensure that the world remains a safe and happy place,” she replied, raising her fingers as if she was swearing an oath.
He smiled. “I always knew there was something special about you, Chloe,”
Just as there's something special about you, dear Dee. What a wonderful crack!fic! Thanks for the smile I'll have on my face all day! :-D
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Date: 2012-03-27 08:42 pm (UTC)The things they'll do for their planet...! :-P
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! What an image that made- PRICELESS!!"
Oh, what a terrible, terrible sacrifice! NOT!!! :-D
"Just as there's something special about you, dear Dee. What a wonderful crack!fic! Thanks for the smile I'll have on my face all day! :-D"
Just making you grin means I've done my job. Huzzah!!!
Thanks for all your support, babes - your comments are made of WIN, and I love you to bits! :-) *huggles*
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Date: 2012-03-28 03:30 pm (UTC)I was saving this story to read at the right time, and now I am so glad I did, right before bed too Dee.
Which means Clarky dreams, lol.
Awesome and epic Dee, keep the fluffy stuff coming along with the smut train- choo choo!
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Date: 2012-03-28 11:27 pm (UTC)Sweet Dreams of Clarky-Boy! ;-)
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Date: 2012-04-09 11:45 pm (UTC)*must make a badge for that*
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Date: 2012-04-11 01:07 pm (UTC):-D
*Note to self: Must write more crack* ;-)
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