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Surprise! 

Another chapter!  And this one's dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] simi24 , who always leaves the loveliest comments and feedback on my stories.  have a wonderful year ahead, babes!

Enjoy.  Adult themes, so please do not go behind cut if you are under 18.

PS: If the post is riddled with typos and/or makes no sense, please bring it to my attention.  Editing at 1am in the morning here. :-)

Props to [livejournal.com profile] ellashy  again for her awesome manner. Thanks, hun!
 

 

Title:              The Perfect Gift (a.k.a Five Times Clark got Chloe a Birthday Pressie)

Author:          BabyDee
Pairing:          Chlark

Rating:           NC-17 (this chapter kind of R-ish)

Warnings:     Graphic Sex
Timeline:      Seasons 1 – 5

Disclaimer:   All characters belong to the CW & DC comics. 

Summary:     Clark attempts to get the perfect birthday present for Chloe, with hilarious results.

Feedback:      Gimme it. J

 

 

Read previous chapter here.

Read story from the beginning here.

 

 

 



Chapter 12

The Fifth Pressie: Little Red Teddy, Part 3

 

 

At the sudden pounding on the door, Chloe froze. 

 

“Oh, shit!” she whispered in alarm.  Shit!!  They heard me!” 

 

Clark raised a sardonic brow at her.  “I think all of Lowell County heard you, Chloe,” he smirked.

 

“If you don’t answer the door by the count of three, I’m going to break it down!” the security guard warned, thumping loudly on the hollow wooden door which creaked ominously.  If he decided to make good on his threat, she’d never survive the embarrassment.

 

“What am I gonna do?” she squeaked, scrambling upright as the voice at the door started to count up to three. 

 

Clark blurred into superspeed and returned to her with a thick terry robe. 

 

“Quick – put this on,” he whispered, helping her into the garment.  “And on the count of three, think fast.” 

 

*** 

 

“…Three!” yelled the door voice.

 

“Okay, okay, I’m coming, I’m coming!” Chloe yelled in return, and was surprised to hear numerous snickers from the other side of the door.  She rattled the latch, glancing at Clark who indicated that he was ready.

 

As soon as she opened the door, there was a whoosh of air and he was gone.  Brian, the hefty Head of Campus Security, glared at her questioningly and peered into the room, his dark eyes surveying the relatively innocent scene with more than a little suspicion. 

 

“How can I help you, Brian?” she said politely, studiously avoiding looking at the rows and rows of curious students that had gathered outside her dormroom. 

 

“There was a very loud disturbance coming from your room, Ms Sullivan,” he said disapprovingly.  “You were yelling at the top of your voice.”

 

Her eyes widened.  “Oh, that!” she said, laughing.  “I apologise if I disturbed anyone.  I, er…see, I was eating a beef taco, and I rubbed some chilli into my eye by accident.” 

 

Brian’s left brow rose in complete disbelief.  “Beef Taco?” he repeated derisively.  “Is that what the kids are calling it these days?”

 

“Among other things!” called out one student, who was answered with loud twitters by several others.

 

Chloe ignored them and covered one eye with her hand.  “I just had pepper in my eye, is all.  Stings like a bitch, I tell ya.”

 

The older man scowled.  “My momma didn’t raise no fool, Miss Sullivan.  Are you sure there’s no-one else in here with you?”

 

“Did you see anyone when you came in?” she challenged.

 

“It certainly sounded like you had company.”

 

Chloe shrugged.  “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

 

Brian sighed and pressed on.  “I’ll spell it out for you, then.  Was there a gentleman friend in here with you?”

 

Chloe swept her arm around the room.  “Again, do you see anyone in here?”

 

He scowled, his light-brown skin reddening.  “Might I remind you, Miss Sullivan, that whilst this is a co-ed hostel, we do not allow male visitors to stay overnight in the female bedrooms,” he said stiffly.  “Some standards of decorum must be maintained.”

 

“I still fail to see why you think I might have a man in my room,” she argued prettily.

 

The security guard pursed his lips and unearthed his notebook.  “Let me see…” he mused as flipped open a few pages, his eyes lighting up triumphantly when he got to the one he wanted. 

 

“Ah, yes.  I believe your exact words were, ‘Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Clark, oh my God,’ he finished dramatically.  “Along with several other colourful words that I’d rather not repeat.”

 

The students in the hallway burst into raucous laughter as Chloe blushed beet red.  “Oh! Well I, er…well…see, it was Clark who bought the tacos, and he ordered them with extra paprika, so I was blaming him for the sting,” she explained. 

 

Out in the hall amongst the students, Clark stifled a giggle.  Oh, she was good.  No one believed her, of course, but none of them had seen him superspeeding out of the room, so no-one could prove a thing.

 

“Oh, so it’s paprika now, huh?” he said, folding his beefy arms and fixing her with a hard gaze.

 

She blinked.  “Pardon me?”

 

“Earlier on, you said it was chilli peppers.  So which is it?” 

 

Chloe shrugged delicately.  “Who says I can’t have both?”

 

As Brian sighed in exasperation, Clark stifled his smirks and decided to give Chloe a helping hand.

 

“Hey Chloe, I heard what happened.  Are you okay?” he called out in apparent concern, making his way through the throng of students till he got to her side.

 

Dramatically she rubbed her left eye and scowled at him with the other.  “No, I’m not, thanks to your darned beef-and-paprika-chilli tacos, Clark.  You almost blinded me here!” 

 

He grinned.  “Aw, I’m sorry.  Let’s go flush that eye, shall we?”  Turning to the security guard, he said, “I need to look after her.  Could you give us some privacy, please?” 

 

Brian still wasn’t fooled, but there was absolutely no way he could place Clark at the scene of the incident.  “Fine,” he spat.  “Just keep the noise down.  I’ve got to fill out an incident report, and if you disturb again, you lose your accommodation.  Is that clear?”

 

“Crystal, sir!” Chloe chirped, still covering one eye emphatically with her hand.  “Thanks for stopping by.  Show’s over, everyone!”

 

One by one all the students slunk away disappointed, and Chloe shut and bolted her door after them.  She turned around and glanced up at Clark, who was looking at her with barely controlled humour. 

 

Both of them burst out laughing before quickly shushing each other.  Chloe wrapped her arms around his middle, still giggling and he ruffled her hair affectionately as his chuckles subsided.

 

“I told you to keep it down,” he admonished. 

 

Chloe reddened and grinned up at him.  “I couldn’t help it, Clark, you were really…” she trailed off, looking for the right words.

 

“Good?” he supplied with a smirk. 

 

She frowned.  Schooled,” she said eventually.  “Familiar, even.  You were aware of my needs before I even knew what you were doing; it was as though we’d done this before, or something.” 

 

 Clark swallowed nervously and attempted to look flippant.  “Yeah, right.  Like you could forget something as intense as that.” 

 

“Good point.”  Her fingers toyed with the belt loops in the back of his jeans, and he felt his ardour quickly reawaken. 

 

“I mean, we are best friends,” he said huskily.  “It stands to reason that we should be able to read each other in every way.”

 

“I guess you’re right,” she murmured throatily, tracing the waistband of trousers from back to front, till both her hands were over his buckle.  “In fact, I think I want to test that theory.” 

 

Turning her wrist, she extended her fingers and slid her hand downward, cupping his massive bulge in her palm.    Slowly she flexed her fingers around him and squeezed, and the air left his lungs in a whoosh. 

 

“Holy sh-” 

 

Shh!” she cautioned.  “Do you want to wake the entire campus?” 

 

“Oh, that’s rich coming from you,” he retorted, hissing as she caressed him firmly through his jeans.  “Oh, fuck!

 

Clark, quiet!” she insisted. 

 

Quiet?!?”  he gasped.  “You’re doing that, and you tell me to be quiet?!”

 

Clark, I’ve barely touched you.  If you’re making noise now, what are you gonna do when I take you in my mouth?”

 

“Oh, God!” he groaned loudly as year-old memories took up permanent residence in his head. 

 

Chloe sighed and dropped her hand, much to his chagrin.

 

“It’s no use,” she said, shaking her head.  “We’ve got to go somewhere else, because I am not ready to lose my dormroom over this, no matter how hot the sex is.” 

 

“Okay, fine,” he grumbled.  “Do you have anywhere in mind?” 

 

She paused and thought for a moment.  “The lakeside?” she suggested.

 

His eyes widened in horror.  “I’m not doing it outside, someone could see me!”

 

Chloe snorted.  “Prude.”

 

He folded his arms and scowled.  “Exhibitionist.”

 

She giggled.  “Okay, so no to the Great Outdoors.  Um…local motel?” 

 

He wrinkled his nose in disgust.  Ew.  Have you seen those sheets?” 

 

Her eyes widened with curious interest.  “No, but you sound like you certainly have!”

 

“I was being rhetorical,” he said defensively.  “But in all honesty, seedy motels are not my thing.” 

 

She threw her hands up in exasperation.  “Alright, Mr Picky, you come up with something!”

 

Clark glanced down at the bulge in his pants and grinned.  “I think I already did.”

 

Chloe rolled her eyes at him.  “Down, boy.  You ain’t gettin’ any until we’ve figured out a venue, so I suggest you get thinking.”

 

He pouted.  “Meanie.” Quickly he racked his brains, then a slow smile spread across his face as the perfect venue popped into his head.

 

“The Farm.”

 

Chloe stared at him as if he’d gone cuckoo.  “Are you shittin’ me?  No way am I gonna get my freak on with your Mom and Dad in the next room, ew!

 

“I meant the barn,” he clarified.

 

She shook her head stubbornly.  “Still too close for comfort.”

 

“Not as close as you might think,” he said smugly.  “Today’s Friday.  Dad has his monthly check-up with the Met Gen cardiologist every Saturday morning, so he and Mom spend the weekend in Metropolis so that Dad doesn’t get stressed beforehand.”

 

Chloe gave a sigh of genuine relief.  “Well, why didn’t you say this before?” she grinned, shrugging out of the heavy bathrobe and grabbing a light coat.  “Let’s go, Lover!”

 

***

 

Minutes later, they breezed into the Kent Farm and stopped in the yard. 

 

“House or Barn?” he asked, still holding her in his arms.

 

She blushed and hung her head.  “Barn,” she said shyly.  “I’ve always wanted to do you in your barn.  It’s kind of a fantasy of mine.” 

 

“Ooh, you animal,” he joked, carrying her over the threshold and up the stairs to the loft.  Distantly he recalled that Madeline had brought him straight to the barn in order to have her wicked way with him, and he wondered just how much influence had been hers, and how much of it had been Chloe’s. 

 

Once upstairs, he set her down on her feet and unbuttoned her coat, flinging it aside unceremoniously. Her little red teddy stood out like a beacon in the mutely lit room, her lush curves straining gently against the fabric as she wrapped her arms around his neck. 

 

Clark reached down and grasped her ass in his hands, squeezing the bare flesh and lifting her against the front of his jeans.

 

“Now…where were we?” he murmured lowly.

 

Chloe grinned seductively and dropped her hands to his waist.  “I believe I said something about making you scream…?”

 

***

 

Chapter 13

 

 


Date: 2010-08-12 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelbsb.livejournal.com
lol loved how chloe thought up an exsuse for her yelling lol. loved how thye aruged about where to go to get it on lol . loved there banter and the sexual tension that will soon be fullfilled yay yay yay . PPMS

Date: 2010-08-16 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
So glad you loved it all, Paige! Thanks for your awesome comments. :-)

Date: 2010-08-12 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chloista4ever.livejournal.com
LOL Chloe sure knows how to get out of trouble :D I can't wait for the next chapter, I really want my screen melting Dee!

Date: 2010-08-16 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
I hope I can deliver, babes! :-)

Glad you like, and thanks for stalkin' me. :-P

Date: 2010-08-12 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iluvaqt.livejournal.com
Oh you're terrible, another cliffie. Although you more than make up for it by being so prompt. Chloe's always been able to think on her feet and lie convincingly. Thank goodness Clark left it to her, he would have given them away in a heartbeat.

Love all these flashes Clark's having of last year's birthday. If she ever finds out and he hasn't told her, she's going to be seriously pissed at him.

Just a couple questions, is Chloe's room in a hostel or part of the campus dorms? And Smallville is part of Lowell County, but is Metropolis?

Date: 2010-08-12 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
"Just a couple questions, is Chloe's room in a hostel or part of the campus dorms?"

Campus dorms, babes. :-)

"And Smallville is part of Lowell County, but is Metropolis?"

It is now! :-P

Be back later to pay proper homage to your lovely comments. :-)
Edited Date: 2010-08-12 09:27 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-08-12 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phantom-queen.livejournal.com
Oh, you're such a tease. Very funny chapter glad there's no angst and hopefully this birthday will turn OK great for Chloe (and Clark)

Date: 2010-08-16 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
"Oh, you're such a tease."

Aw. You love me, really! ! ;-)

Hee! I thought I ought to write at least one angst-free Chlark story. Besides, I need it to balance out Crisis, which is so dark and angsty it scares me. :-/

This is Happy!Chlark all the way, though. So glad you're enjoying it! :-)

Date: 2010-08-12 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iolanthealias.livejournal.com
Why must you continue to end the chapters on such terrible cliffhangers?!

Now I'll have to just sit here and imagine things. :)

(In all seriousness - this is an incredibly steamy hot nfic and I'm loving every bit of it!)

Date: 2010-08-12 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
"Why must you continue to end the chapters on such terrible cliffhangers?!"

It keeps you wanting more, doesn't it? LOL!!! :-D

"Now I'll have to just sit here and imagine things. :)"

*see sexy Kaloe icon to aid your thoughts!* ;-)

"(In all seriousness - this is an incredibly steamy hot nfic and I'm loving every bit of it!)"

...and that makes my day! :-D

So glad you like it, babes!

Date: 2010-08-12 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jlvsclrk.livejournal.com
Too, too funny. I love Chloe's excuse and could just feel the frustration of that poor security guard, unable to prove what he knows was going on. Love it!

Date: 2010-08-16 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
Ha! Had to get rid of Ol'Brian somehow. There's some Chlark!lovin' ta be had! :-D

Glad you like it, Jen!

Date: 2010-08-12 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eternal-moonie.livejournal.com
*Cuddles You*

AWESOME new chapter Dee the Evil Cliffy Queen!

Date: 2010-08-16 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
Thank you, Jan. I like living up to my title! :-D

Date: 2010-08-12 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pompeypearly-v2.livejournal.com
and you leave it there?! NO! you and your cliffies, we have had words about them before Dee. So unfair!

Date: 2010-08-16 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
Now, now, Pompey, you know my Evil Cliffies and I are a package deal! And I always deliver, so it's worth the wait, no?

Glad you like it, though!

Date: 2010-08-12 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megamom2.livejournal.com
Chlark love with no angst or over thinking are making this a delight to read! I actually admire your cliffhangers and look forward to each new segment!

Date: 2010-08-16 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
Finally - some lurve for my Cliffies! *tacklehugs you*

Thanks for the awesome comments, megamom. So glad you like it! :-D

Date: 2010-08-12 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christina-kat.livejournal.com
LOL awesome chapter but you really shouldn't leave it there. Post more soon?? Pretty please? Need to read about Clark having the time of his life with Chloe on her knees! Please?? lol

Date: 2010-08-16 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
"LOL awesome chapter but you really shouldn't leave it there. Post more soon?? Pretty please? Need to read about Clark having the time of his life with Chloe on her knees! Please?? lol"

Dayum, girl! Now I can't get that visual out of my head!!! *faints* :-D

I'll see what I can do. Glad you like it, CK!

Date: 2010-08-12 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psyco23.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, can't stop laughing!!!! first part is hilarious. can't wait so see what Chloe does to make him scream!!!

Date: 2010-08-16 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
I'm sure you can hazard a guess! LOL!!!

Glad you like it!

Date: 2010-08-12 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jacques21.livejournal.com
There's just no Chloe birthday if she doesn't get embarrassed at least once.

Ooh Chlark are about to play out Chloe's barn fantasy... All we need now is Clark's football jersey to come into play.

Can't wait for more.

Date: 2010-08-16 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
"There's just no Chloe birthday if she doesn't get embarrassed at least once."

I know, poor girl! :-D

"Ooh Chlark are about to play out Chloe's barn fantasy... All we need now is Clark's football jersey to come into play."

It's so funny...all I was planning was a tryst on the couch, but I've had suggestions and requests for a roll on the hay, in the stalls, and even the seat of the tractor! And now the football jersey? I'm spoilt for choice! :-D

Glad you like it, babes!

Date: 2010-08-13 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simi24.livejournal.com
Thank you for the dedication!
Chloe always said that a reporter had to be quick on their feet. Now where has this Clark been hiding all this time? It looks like it's Clark's turn for beef tacos! (LOL!)

Date: 2010-08-16 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
"Thank you for the dedication!"

Anytime, babes. Hope you had a great day!

"Chloe always said that a reporter had to be quick on their feet. Now where has this Clark been hiding all this time?"

PSIII locked him in a basement with kryptonite chains and no pie!!! :-D

"It looks like it's Clark's turn for beef tacos! (LOL!)"

Hee! I'll never look at a beef taco the same way again!!! :-)

So glad you like it, babes. Happy belated birthday!!!

Date: 2010-08-14 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selene2.livejournal.com
lol This was super funny and cute. Can't wait for more! *loves*

Date: 2010-08-16 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
So glad you like it, Selene! :-)

Date: 2010-08-28 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mari2anne.livejournal.com
Ahhh, Chloe, such a genius--a hilarious one at that--with coming up with excuses! I was grinning through the whole chapter.

You know, this is so amazing, how you're keeping all these stories going... In case I haven't said it: Thank you so much for sharing your great creative imagination with us.

I'm enjoying all your stories... yes, including the Chlollie ones!!! And even, "Crisis" ... it is awesome how you get into the souls of the characters and pull us all in.

Loving every paragraph.

Thank you.

Date: 2010-09-04 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
"Ahhh, Chloe, such a genius--a hilarious one at that--with coming up with excuses! I was grinning through the whole chapter."

Oh, I'm so glad you like it! :-)

"You know, this is so amazing, how you're keeping all these stories going... In case I haven't said it: Thank you so much for sharing your great creative imagination with us."

It's the only pleasure I get out of this show, so it's a win-win situation for both of us, Mari. ;-)

"I'm enjoying all your stories... yes, including the Chlollie ones!!! And even, "Crisis" ... it is awesome how you get into the souls of the characters and pull us all in."

I've having a great time with all of them as well, I just wish I had more time to write; RL is so busy these days. But you know I'll always update as soon as I possibly can! :-)

"Loving every paragraph.

Thank you."


It's comments like this that keep me writing, Mari, so thank you. You mean the world to me! *hugs*

Date: 2010-09-03 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] latetothpartyhp.livejournal.com
FINALLY had the chance to catch up on this! Good to know Clark's still embarrassing our poor girl every chance he gets.

Date: 2010-09-04 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
Those poor kids just can't catch a break, can they? :-D

Late to the party as always, babes, but you always make your entrance in style. ;-)

Many thanks for commenting!

Date: 2011-01-31 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurelnola.livejournal.com
"“Ah, yes. I believe your exact words were, ‘Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Clark, oh my God,’ he finished dramatically. “Along with several other colourful words that I’d rather not repeat.”

This is where that totally-innocent look of hers would come in handy. Too bad she's GUILTY! *snicker*


"“House or Barn?” he asked, still holding her in his arms.
She blushed and hung her head. “Barn,” she said shyly. “I’ve always wanted to do you in your barn. It’s kind of a fantasy of mine.”


I think there's a lot of truth in this, actually. Lana would be the prim little princess who would require a four-poster bed, fireplace and candles. Only Chloe would be so completely about *Clark* that she would want to make love to him in a place that was special to *him*, even if it meant getting splinters in her ass. That's TRUE love, and that's why they're awesome together. :-)




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