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Next update.  Fast, no?

Enjoy.  And feedback is lurve. :-)
 


Title:              Peach Bikini
Author:          BabyDee
Pairing:          Chlark

Rating:           PG13
Warnings:     None 
Timeline:      Season 3-ish; companion piece/prequel to The Perfect Gift 

Disclaimer:   All characters belong to the CW & DC comics. 
Summary:     When Chloe loses to Clark in a debate she has to wear a two-piece swimsuit to Crater Lake – much to his delight. 
Feedback:      …makes me squee. J

 Read Chapter 1 here.

 

Chapter 2

Pretty soon the entire school was buzzing about the upcoming big debate between Ninth Grade best friends Clark and Chloe.  Factions For and Against were created along lines of gender and personal beliefs, though for the most part the girls were firmly entrenched in Chloe’s camp, while the boys generally backed Clark.  There were, however, a significant number of male supporters on Chloe side simply because they believed in the death penalty and wanted to show their support, so statistically she clearly had the advantage.


 “…And the fact that I’ve never lost a debate in my life probably has a lot to do with it,” Chloe said smugly over lunch the following afternoon.  “How are those rap rehearsals coming along, by the way?”


 Clark muttered something under his breath and walked away from the table.  Truth was those rehearsals weren’t coming along well at all.   Memorising the lyrics (if you could call them that) wasn’t the problem; thanks to his Kryptonian abilities he could speed-read, and retain large chunks of information in his head.  The trouble was – and always had been – his appalling sense of rhythm.  Simply put, it sucked. 


 ***


 And it wasn't getting any better.


 
For the next three days, Clark spent more time trying to perfect the art of gangsta rapping than he did researching his debate topic.  Despite having a photographic memory with 100 percent recall and a hardcore gangsta rap fan at his beck and call, he just couldn’t figure out exactly how it was done.


 One, two, three and to the four…


 
“There’s a pause between ‘the’ and ‘four’, Clark,” Pete said dryly, resting his chin on his hand.


 
Clark swallowed and started again, trying to get the correct pacing. 

 
…Snoop Doggy Dogg and Doctor Dre are at the door…

 
Is at the door, not ‘are’ at the door.”

 
“What?  That grammar's appalling!” he protested.


 
That grammar is the language of gangsta rap,” he said simply, and jumped off the tractor.  “And again – pause between ‘the’ and ‘door’.”

 
Clark scowled and shut off the backing track.  “I just don’t understand Snoop’s pacing,” he grumbled.  “It’s weird.  Do you think Chloe would let me pick my own rapper, maybe?”

 
Pete frowned as he considered the possibility.  “I suppose she could be persuaded to be flexible,” he said after a while.  “Who did you have in mind?”

 
Clark shrugged.  “I don’t know, I’m not exactly an expert on these things,” he admitted.  “But I suppose I could try something of Eminem’s; he’s white, after all, and-”

 
“And you must be outta your mind!” Pete exclaimed.  “Emimem?  Seriously?”


 
“You’ll be shredded to pieces if you even attempted anything by Slim Shady, Clark,” Chloe said as she breezed into the barn, carrying a large shopping bag. 

 
Clark frowned.  “Who’s Slim Shady?”


Chloe and Pete exchanged knowing glances and snorted.  “She’s right, Clark,” he said.  “You’d never master a Shady rap in four days.  Snoop’s actually the much easier choice; best stick with him.”

 
Clark sighed and sat on a haybale.  “Really?”

 
“Definitely,” Chloe replied.  “I mean, I want to humiliate you, but not that much.”

 
Clark scowled at her cocky statement.  “What are you doing in enemy territory, anyway?” he asked. 


She grinned.  “I came to give you this.”  She tossed the shopping bag in his direction, which he deftly caught.  “It’s your get-up for the big night.  I wanted to make sure that even if your rapping sucks, you’d at least still look the part.” 


 
Pete grabbed the bag out of Clark’s hands and opened it.  And burst out laughing. 


Harsh, Chloe.  You are taking no prisoners!” he exclaimed.  Clark stared, horrified, as Pete pulled out an oversized clock on a garishly thick gold neck chain, a red baseball cap covered in sequins and mirror fragments, and a navy blue hoodie and with the word CLARKIZZLE! emblazoned on it in bright gold graffiti. 


 
“See you Friday!” she said airily as she got to her feet and skipped out of the loft. 


Clark stared at her retreating back, then glanced glumly at the humongous items in the shopping bag.  Gingerly he lifted the gnarly clock-and-chain and sighed. 


 
“I can’t do it, Pete,” he said, alarm creeping into his voice.  “What was I thinking?  I can’t gangsta rap to save my life.”


Pete shut off the CD player and got to his feet.  “Then you have to win,” he said simply.  “C’mon…let’s get down the public library before they close and get a move on with your research.”

 ***

 
Despite all her bravado, Chloe Sullivan was a bag of nerves. 

 
A Two-Piece.  Of all the things he could have dared her to do, he’d demanded she appear in public...in a Two-Piece.  It was one of the few things she feared in the world. 


 
Oh, she went swimming all the time, and she was comfortable and confident enough to go for a dip with Clark and Pete in a full one piece bathing suit; but the thought of appearing before them in what was essentially a bra and panties gave her the heebiejeebies. 


 
Her brow furrowed in worry as she pored over several thick texts on the application of Capital Punishment in America.  She was determined to win this debate, just as she had done with all the others; but that hadn’t stopped her working out with the cheerleaders and having daily 1-hour training sessions in the gym with Carly. 


 
She smiled to herself.  It was strange, but this whole debate thing had turned both her and Clark into minor school celebrities.  The idea of two best buds, one male one female, squaring off against each other had made them universally likeable, especially amongst their own classmates.  She hoped they’d all at least remain on a good rapport when it was all over. 

 
And of course, she hoped Clark wouldn’t be too wounded when she handed him his ass on Friday.  They were best friends, but she was sure he wouldn’t be amused if she humiliated him to harshly.  Maybe she should tone it down; go easy on him. 

 
But her charitable mood lasted only until the following afternoon, when she opened her locker to see a brightly wrapped soft parcel.  Frowning, she pulled the string and tore the paper off…and glared. 


 
Inside was a peachy-orange coloured string bikini, complete with gold hoops and rings in strategic places. 


 
“Oh, my God,” she moaned, and rested her head against the locker door.


 
“Hey, what’s up, Chloe?” asked Carly as she sauntered by.  She stuck her head in the locker and her eyes widened. 


 
‘That’s it, huh?” she drawled, lifting up the bra and inspecting it.  "Nice!"


 Chloe grabbed the offending item out of her hand and tried to shove it back in the locker before anyone saw.   


 
Too late.  “Ooh, is that it?” squealed a visibly excited Lana.  “What do you think?”


 
“What do I think?” she echoed.  “I think I’m about to have a heart attack, that’s what I think!  And how did he even get my size?”  


 
Lana chose that exact moment to hum innocently and focus on a small tile in the corner of the ceiling.


 
Chloe’s jaw dropped.  “Lana!  How could you?” she wailed.


 
A guilty flush stained Lana’s cheeks and she sighed.  “Look, Clark was going to get you a two-piece either way, and I figured it would be best if he got you something that both fits, and looks nice,” she pointed out. 


 
“She's got a point,” Carly agreed, but Chloe shook her head. 


 
“I can’t wear this,” she replied flatly. “I just...can’t.”


 
Carly shrugged.  “Why not?  It’s beautiful.”


 
Chloe snorted.  “The bathing suit?  Yes.  With me it it?  Not so much.”


 
“Don’t be silly.  It’ll look great on you!” Lana argued. 


 
Chloe stared at her incredulously.  “Really?  Have you seen my thighs?”


 
Carly rolled her eyes.  “You’ve got a great body, Chloe, you just need to believe that.”


 
“Yeah?  Well unfortunately, I don’t.  Oh, what am I gonna do?” she wailed.


 
Carly sighed and pushed the locker shut.  “One hundred crunches, that’s what we’re gonna do,” she said grimly, grabbing Chloe’s elbow and steering her in the direction of the school gym.  Chloe grabbed Lana’s elbow as well and fixed her with a stern glare.


 “You're doing this with me,"  she grumbled under her breath.  "Judas.”   


 Lana giggled, but Chloe was far from amused.  After betraying her to the enemy, the least Lana could do was suffer the pain of a workout. 


 
***

 To be continued…


 

 

Date: 2011-07-19 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eternal-moonie.livejournal.com
*Cuddles You*

Very fast indeed!!

Absolutely LOVE this new chapter of yours sweets!

Date: 2011-07-20 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
Thanks very much, Jan. Glad you like it! :-)
Edited Date: 2011-07-20 08:57 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-07-19 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wwg23.livejournal.com
Lol! They're both in misery but to each other they're confidant and smug! :) I kind of like Jud-- er, Lana in this. ;)

Clark stared, horrified, as Pete pulled out an oversized clock on a garishly thick gold neck chain, a red baseball cap covered in sequins and mirror fragments, and a navy blue hoodie and with the word CLARKIZZLE! emblazoned on it in bright gold graffiti.

Hahaha! I can't stop laughing at the image of Clark in that getup. And "CLARKIZZLE"! Too funny!

Love it, Dee!

Date: 2011-07-20 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
"Lol! They're both in misery but to each other they're confidant and smug! :) I kind of like Jud-- er, Lana in this. ;)"

I know, right? Their horrified fear is DELICIOUS! And Lana isn't so bad in this one. :-P

"Hahaha! I can't stop laughing at the image of Clark in that getup. And "CLARKIZZLE"! Too funny!"

Somebody has to manip that for me. Has to!

Thanks, babes. So glad you’re enjoying this! :-D

The next update will probably not be ready for the next few days, because I have to study up on US Death Penalty cases. Clark and Chloe aren’t the only ones doing research! :-)
Edited Date: 2011-07-20 09:12 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-07-21 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grlmonday.livejournal.com
The CLARKIZZLE killed me DED! LOL

Date: 2011-07-21 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
Clark just isn't streetwise in any shape or form, so the fact that Chloe gave him a street name was mean, LOL!!! :-D

Glad you liked it! :)
Edited Date: 2011-07-21 01:02 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-07-21 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grlmonday.livejournal.com
I'm never going to be able to watch Smallville, or see Tom in anything without thinking Clarkizzle.

Clarkizzle FTW!!!

Date: 2011-07-21 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
...and my work is done!!! :)

ahh!!

Date: 2011-07-19 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djf1973.livejournal.com
I love the smell of Chlark in the morning it smells like.....ham?
Great chappy Deeizzle!!

Re: ahh!!

Date: 2011-07-20 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
HAM?!?!? That's not romantic in the least!!! :-O

Glad you like, Danny! :-)

Date: 2011-07-20 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phantom-queen.livejournal.com
Hah! Loved the Judas comment. Clark must do Snoop Dogg for Chloe at some point. Long live The Sisterhood...CJ would approve.

Date: 2011-07-20 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
"Clark must do Snoop Dogg for Chloe at some point."

Ha ha! I hadn't planned to, but I've had quite a few pleas requests for it, so I'll try and work it in somewhere. I love y'all like dat. ;-)

Date: 2011-07-20 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chloista4ever.livejournal.com
LOL I can't wait for the next chapter, I laugh to myself just thinking about Clark's rapping. The Judas part was awesome too. I can't wait for the next chapter Dee.

Date: 2011-07-20 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
“LOL I can't wait for the next chapter, I laugh to myself just thinking about Clark's rapping.”

The idea is just so...laughably unbelievable, which is why he just can’t afford to lose. Besides, having Clark win so that Chloe could wear that bikini was actually a very pleasant act of mercy. Unleashing Rapper!Clark would probably have ended the world – or at least, our collective eardrums and optic nerves. ;-)

“The Judas part was awesome too.”

Lana the Traitor is actually quite sweet, isn’t she? :-D

“I can't wait for the next chapter Dee.”

I just need to do some US Death Penalty research, and then I’ll get back to posting. Fingers crossed I’ll also have my own computer back by then!

Many thanks for your lovely comments, Ana. *hugs*

Date: 2011-07-21 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grlmonday.livejournal.com
I don't want him to rap in a way. It would hollow his victory, even if it was funny.

Date: 2011-07-21 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
Ooh, a dissenting opinion. I love dissenting opinions! :-P

Jury's still out on whether or not Clark will rap. But if he does, it will definitely NOT be in front of the whole school! ;)

Date: 2011-07-21 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grlmonday.livejournal.com
if he does, it will definitely NOT be in front of the whole school!

Whew! Thank GOD! LOL

Date: 2011-07-20 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] easilyenraged.livejournal.com
Now see, if I were Clark, I'd just phone it in. Easy.

Date: 2011-07-20 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
You know Clark, that's not his style! ;-)

Yaaay an update!

Date: 2011-07-21 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grlmonday.livejournal.com
So glad for this update. I'm eating this one up. Too bad Clark wasn't there to hear her reaction! LOL Too bad this didn't happen on the show :p

Eagerly anticipating the next update.

Icon of Excellence!!! :)

Date: 2011-07-21 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
OMG your icon is made of so much WIN!!! Please tell me it's snaggable, please!!! :)

So glad you liked the chapter, babes. Hope to update again before the weekend. Thanks for all the lurve!!! :)

Re: Icon of Excellence!!! :)

Date: 2011-07-21 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grlmonday.livejournal.com
The icon is TOTALLY snaggable babes!

Yaay for update!

Re: Clarkizzle mah nizzle

Date: 2011-07-21 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
I LOVE YOU!!! :D

These are fantastic, utterly FANTASTIC! Thank you so much, babes!!! :)

Re: Clarkizzle mah nizzle

Date: 2011-07-21 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grlmonday.livejournal.com
I love you too! *hugs*

This is a fantastic fic, bbgirl!

Re: Clarkizzle mah nizzle

Date: 2011-07-21 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
*blushes* Aw, thank you! I'm just glad there are Chlarkers out there that still enjoy the occasional fic, and are kind enough to leve comments! :)

Date: 2011-07-25 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simi24.livejournal.com
CLARKIZZLE...LMAO!!!

Yea, Snoop Dogg is a safer bet, Clark should never attempt to rap to Slim Shady.

Loved the Judas comment.

Date: 2011-07-26 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
"CLARKIZZLE...LMAO!!!"

Check out the awesome icons grlmonday made for me!!! :-D

"Yea, Snoop Dogg is a safer bet, Clark should never attempt to rap to Slim Shady."

He dare not. He'll trip over and hurt himself!!! :-P

"Loved the Judas comment."

Well, Lana did betray her best friend, so I thought it was fitting,, but not bashing. We like this particular betrayal. It's made of WIN. ;-)

Lovely comments, Rhon. Thank you!!! :-)

Date: 2011-08-09 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ica013.livejournal.com
Their both freakin out... adorable

Date: 2011-08-28 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
I think they just realised exactly how much was at stake! :-D

Glad you like it, babes!

Date: 2011-08-27 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetp000433.livejournal.com
I actually had to stop reading from laughing so hard and I just had to comment...
“…Snoop Doggy Dogg and Doctor Dre are at the door…”


“Is at the door, not ‘are’ at the door.”


“What? That grammar's appalling!” he protested.


“That grammar is the language of gangsta rap,” he said simply, and jumped off the tractor. “And again – pause between ‘the’ and ‘door’.”

....LMAO forever!!!!! Can't breath, lol!!!!

Date: 2011-08-28 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babydee1.livejournal.com
Clark singing gangsta rap was the most cringeworthy thing I could think of. It's good to see everyone else got a kick out of it, as well! :-D

Thanks for the comments! :-)

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